Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Monday, July 24, 2017

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 111 ~

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack 
Using a Small Beretta Pistol:
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.  What’s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?
 Here’s her story in her own words:  "While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open.  She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
 If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!"   "Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.  The 'gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.  It's one of the best pistols in my collection, plus the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible.  His life insurance was a big bonus.

Thanks Hal 


Friday, July 21, 2017

FryDay FunDay

Thanks You Facebook Characters, You

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Cute Boy

A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.

As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked,

"Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left."

The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're shittin me, right? ... "You can't even find the Post Office."

Thanks David

Sunday, July 16, 2017